Get Even

So as I was driving this morning, this concept popped into my head. My middle school biology teacher used to say "I don't get mad, I get even". Well, I couldn't resist it. So, here's number #45!!! I'm iced in today, so I may even get some music going for this!

Get Even
© 2012 Chelsey Sears

Well darlin' lately,
You've been actin' shady
And your phone's been buzzin' all night long
I wasn't born yesterday
So don't you dare try to say
"oh baby, it's just my mom"

Not sayin' you're guilty, but I also know you ain't
A picture perfect man, honey you're no saint
I'll just warn ya, 'fore you think about cheatin'
Just know, I don't get mad, I get even

Just wait until I head down
To our fav'rite bar in our hometown
Folks will wonder why I'm alone
Then after a couple shots
They're gonna  hear how I walked
in on you and her, gettin' close


Not sayin' you're guilty, but I also know you ain't
A picture perfect man, honey you're no saint
I'll just warn ya, 'fore you think about cheatin'
Just know, I don't get mad, I get even

You know how them rumors spread
And it won't be long until they get
All the way to your grandma's farm
You know they'd break her heart
No, you don't wanna break your poor grandma's heart


Not sayin' you're guilty, but I also know you ain't
A picture perfect man, honey you're no saint
I'll just warn ya, 'fore you think about cheatin'
Just know, I don't get mad, I get even